Hunting for Votes
What was John Kerry thinking?
First, he goes into a gun shop on Wednesday and asks the clerk, "Where can I get ME a huntin' license?" as though he just lost his grasp of the English language. Then, he buys a camouflage outfit because he obviously doesn't have a hunting costume even though he supposedly "hunts" all the time. Then, he goes out "huntin'" and comes back with 4 dead Canadian Geese being held by their broken necks.
What the ?!@?!@?&!?
Why does he think he can win the votes of gun-totin', beer-drinkin', NASCAR-lovin', (fill in your adjective here) Americans? It's not gonna happen.
This has got to be the worst campaign photo-op decision since Michael Dukakis jumped into that tank and drove around in the little G.I. outfit in the '88 election.
First, he goes into a gun shop on Wednesday and asks the clerk, "Where can I get ME a huntin' license?" as though he just lost his grasp of the English language. Then, he buys a camouflage outfit because he obviously doesn't have a hunting costume even though he supposedly "hunts" all the time. Then, he goes out "huntin'" and comes back with 4 dead Canadian Geese being held by their broken necks.
What the ?!@?!@?&!?
Why does he think he can win the votes of gun-totin', beer-drinkin', NASCAR-lovin', (fill in your adjective here) Americans? It's not gonna happen.
This has got to be the worst campaign photo-op decision since Michael Dukakis jumped into that tank and drove around in the little G.I. outfit in the '88 election.
posted by cvo @ 2:29 AM
1 Comments:
At 5:52 AM,
Edith said…
I don't think I have the strength to witness this election. I recorded and still haven't watched the last debate. It's the proverbial car crash in slow motion. Someone tell me when it's over so I can open my eyes again?
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